By: Douglas Ogbankwa @douglasogbankwa@gmail.com .
When you demand for goods , until you pay money for those goods , those goods are not called effective demand That is how Nigerian Men Love life is They put their money, where their mouth is .
Wait for this , one of Nigeria ‘s greatest export to the world is romance. The Nigerian Man is a special breed.
Flamboyant in appearance, benevolent in giving , boisterous in spirit and charismatic in mien , Nigerian men are in a class of their own .Their Steeze makes them steal your women, who are tired of your tirades and entitlement mentality.
While a Nigerian Man will go and pick and drop you off , your South African Man will tell you , he is not a cab or Uber man .The Nigerian Man will prepare for coming and please read this in all senses , because aside the entertainment he will give you in the sitting room , from lavish food , exotic wines and vintage whiskey , the Nigerian Man is a masterpiece in the bed room , giving a flavour in the other room you may not have seen before .
The Sex Steeze of the Nigerian Man is akin to that of a warrior at war. Fast in velocity and accurate in accentuation .To the Nigerian Man , sex is an art .The symmetry and symphony applied in the act or should I say art , finds expression in the precision of your orgasm.
When you see South African women chase after Nigerian Men , it is not for their native attires .It is how they make the women retire, after orgasm .There is a feel good factor, being with a Nigerian Man .There is the X -factor of the Nigerian Man that can not be explained, but can only be experienced.
It was Oscar Wilde that said :
*Every thing in life is about sex , but sex is all about power*
I make bold to say that Nigerians are avowed for romance diplomacy.So , when you see South Africans attacking Nigerians in their country , it is not for the job spaces or the loss of economic opportunities, it is essentially for the loss of their women , who have found a better bred that gives and make them breath properly.
What actually takes place in South Africa is not Xenophobia, but Sexophobia .That is the fear of losing your sexual partners to others , albeit for their superiority.
The Nigerian Man is however a complex being , who is egocentric and egoistic . Beyond the charm of the Nigerian Man , there are other chasm that may be activated.Be careful how you handle a Nigerian Man , as he can transmogrify in phases or in haste.
To date a Nigerian Man, you must first acquire dating a Nigerian Man Survival Kit , because dating a Nigerian Man could be one of the one thousand ways to die .You must have a Bible , an inhaler , a sachet of pain killers like panadol , Olive oil and BP Testing Machine .
While South Africans tout us of using electricity generators in Nigeria , they should know that we also generate enough steam to run the South African Men out of their dream women .We do not only beat you at football, we also beat in the chase of women .In fact a Nigerian Man not losing a woman to another nationality is part of our national pride .
Do not even talk of our generosity, which is acknowledged the world over .Whether we invite you for dinner or drink , or you invite us , we are the ones paying and we do not go Dutch.We pay for your Uber or Bolt and still give you money, even when we do most of the work .
The Nigerian pride is the ability of taking care of a woman .That is why dating a Nigerian Man is mostly a full time job .So , to the South African Man , understudy the Nigerian Man , as that is the veritable means of improving your dating skills .
You do not need to kill a Nigerian Man , just kill your bad habits and learn from the best .The Nigerian Man is the role model the world over .You do not see the Nigerian Man coming ,the only time you see him coming is when he comes and you will not be there .
On a serious note , we need to show love as a continent as blacks to one another . Enough of the strife and acrimony.Let us love one another.See what happened in the Miss South Africa Beauty Pageant , you fought a black girl to a stand still not to participate, because she has a Nigerian Parent and you gave the the crown to a Caucasian.There is some thing definitely wrong with the black race .
Let us wake up from our slumber , because we are not in the race . Let love lead .Africa has come of age .
